"Almost mostly. But she still gives me slack about it when she's sick. I take it as a husbandly badge," he said, puffing out his chest.
"Sick? You told me she was fully immortal."
"Yeah, but she still throws up some, because, well, the thing of it is... Ah, fuck, Rydstrom, I knocked her up."
"You're going to be a father? Gods help the world. I'm going to be an uncle?"
"I got Holly, like, on the first shot. Nix is calling me Bull's-eye and the WombRaider.”
— Kresley Cole, Kiss of a Demon King, Immortals After Dark series
* Cadeon art by Anyae (deviantArt)